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More death messages

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veikk0 2016-03-12 02:29:42 +02:00
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@ -36,6 +36,9 @@ messages.lava = {
" couldn't resist that warm glow of lava.", " couldn't resist that warm glow of lava.",
" dug straight down.", " dug straight down.",
" didn't know lava was hot." " didn't know lava was hot."
" dived into a pool of lava and hit their head."
"'s goose was cooked."
} }
-- Drowning death messages -- Drowning death messages
@ -46,6 +49,12 @@ messages.water = {
" tried to impersonate an anchor.", " tried to impersonate an anchor.",
" forgot he wasn't a fish.", " forgot he wasn't a fish.",
" blew one too many bubbles." " blew one too many bubbles."
" is sleeping with the fishes."
" regrets skipping the swimming lessons."
" tried to swim in cement shoes."
" took \"our ancestors were fish\" the wrong way."
" forgot to wear a life jacket."
" went to Davy Jones's locker."
} }
-- Burning death messages -- Burning death messages
@ -55,6 +64,14 @@ messages.fire = {
" got too close to the camp fire.", " got too close to the camp fire.",
" just got roasted, hotdog style.", " just got roasted, hotdog style.",
" gout burned up. More light that way." " gout burned up. More light that way."
" spontaneously combusted."
"'s goose was cooked."
" found out they were highly flammable."
" may need some ice for that burn."
" tried to make love to a campfire."
" walked on hot coals."
" was fired."
"'s fire eating performance took a turn for the worse."
} }
-- Other death messages -- Other death messages
@ -64,6 +81,16 @@ messages.other = {
" gave up on life.", " gave up on life.",
" is somewhat dead now.", " is somewhat dead now.",
" passed out -permanently." " passed out -permanently."
" got to test the theory of the eternal soul."
" wanted to see if reincarnation was true."
" is now a candidate for the Darwin Awards."
" removed themselves from the gene pool."
" bit the dust."
" came to a sticky end."
" is now dead as a dodo."
" kicked the bucket."
" was too good for this world."
" cashed in their chips."
} }
function get_message(mtype) function get_message(mtype)