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More death messages
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@ -36,6 +36,9 @@ messages.lava = {
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" couldn't resist that warm glow of lava.",
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" couldn't resist that warm glow of lava.",
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" dug straight down.",
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" dug straight down.",
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" didn't know lava was hot."
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" didn't know lava was hot."
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" dived into a pool of lava and hit their head."
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"'s goose was cooked."
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}
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}
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-- Drowning death messages
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-- Drowning death messages
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@ -46,6 +49,12 @@ messages.water = {
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" tried to impersonate an anchor.",
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" tried to impersonate an anchor.",
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" forgot he wasn't a fish.",
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" forgot he wasn't a fish.",
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" blew one too many bubbles."
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" blew one too many bubbles."
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" is sleeping with the fishes."
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" regrets skipping the swimming lessons."
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" tried to swim in cement shoes."
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" took \"our ancestors were fish\" the wrong way."
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" forgot to wear a life jacket."
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" went to Davy Jones's locker."
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}
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}
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-- Burning death messages
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-- Burning death messages
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" got too close to the camp fire.",
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" got too close to the camp fire.",
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" just got roasted, hotdog style.",
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" just got roasted, hotdog style.",
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" gout burned up. More light that way."
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" gout burned up. More light that way."
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" spontaneously combusted."
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"'s goose was cooked."
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" found out they were highly flammable."
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" may need some ice for that burn."
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" tried to make love to a campfire."
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" walked on hot coals."
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" was fired."
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"'s fire eating performance took a turn for the worse."
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}
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}
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-- Other death messages
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-- Other death messages
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" gave up on life.",
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" gave up on life.",
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" is somewhat dead now.",
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" is somewhat dead now.",
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" passed out -permanently."
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" passed out -permanently."
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" got to test the theory of the eternal soul."
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" wanted to see if reincarnation was true."
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" is now a candidate for the Darwin Awards."
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" removed themselves from the gene pool."
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" bit the dust."
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" came to a sticky end."
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" is now dead as a dodo."
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" kicked the bucket."
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" was too good for this world."
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" cashed in their chips."
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}
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}
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function get_message(mtype)
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function get_message(mtype)
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