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@ -32,12 +32,15 @@ local messages = {}
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messages.lava = {
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" melted into a ball of fire.",
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" thought lava was cool.",
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" melted into a ball of fire.",
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" couldn't resist that warm glow of lava.",
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" dug straight down.",
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" didn't know lava was hot."
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" dived into a pool of lava and hit their head."
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"'s goose was cooked."
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" didn't know lava was hot.",
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" dived into a pool of lava and hit their head.",
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"'s goose was cooked.",
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" is now being fed to the Devil!",
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" didn't bring a potion of fire resistance...",
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"! Only $3.99 at Kentucky Fried Miners!",
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", lava was not meant to be swam in."
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}
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-- Drowning death messages
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@ -47,13 +50,16 @@ messages.water = {
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" failed at swimming lessons.",
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" tried to impersonate an anchor.",
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" forgot he wasn't a fish.",
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" blew one too many bubbles."
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" is sleeping with the fishes."
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" regrets skipping the swimming lessons."
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" tried to swim in cement shoes."
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" took \"our ancestors were fish\" the wrong way."
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" forgot to wear a life jacket."
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" went to Davy Jones's locker."
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" blew one too many bubbles.",
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" is sleeping with the fishes.",
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" regrets skipping the swimming lessons.",
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" tried to swim in cement shoes.",
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" took \"our ancestors were fish\" the wrong way.",
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" forgot to wear a life jacket.",
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" went to Davy Jones's locker.",
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" is now soggy.",
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" didn't bring a potion of underwater breathing...",
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" was never a sea creature."
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}
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-- Burning death messages
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@ -62,15 +68,18 @@ messages.fire = {
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" got a little too warm.",
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" got too close to the camp fire.",
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" just got roasted, hotdog style.",
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" gout burned up. More light that way."
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" spontaneously combusted."
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"'s goose was cooked."
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" found out they were highly flammable."
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" may need some ice for that burn."
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" tried to make love to a campfire."
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" walked on hot coals."
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" was fired."
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"'s fire eating performance took a turn for the worse."
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" gout burned up. More light that way.",
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" spontaneously combusted.",
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"'s goose was cooked.",
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" found out they were highly flammable.",
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" may need some ice for that burn.",
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" tried to make love to a campfire.",
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" walked on hot coals.",
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" was fired.",
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"'s fire eating performance took a turn for the worse.",
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" is now being fed to the Devil!",
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" didn't bring a potion of fire resistance...",
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"! Only $3.99 at Kentucky Fried Miners!"
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}
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-- Other death messages
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" did something fatal.",
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" gave up on life.",
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" is somewhat dead now.",
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" passed out -permanently."
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" got to test the theory of the eternal soul."
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" wanted to see if reincarnation was true."
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" is now a candidate for the Darwin Awards."
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" removed themselves from the gene pool."
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" bit the dust."
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" came to a sticky end."
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" is now dead as a dodo."
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" kicked the bucket."
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" was too good for this world."
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" cashed in their chips."
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" passed out -permanently.",
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" got to test the theory of the eternal soul.",
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" wanted to see if reincarnation was true.",
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" is now a candidate for the Darwin Awards.",
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" removed themselves from the gene pool.",
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" bit the dust.",
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" came to a sticky end.",
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" is now dead as a dodo.",
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" kicked the bucket.",
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" was too good for this world.",
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" cashed in their chips.",
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" got rekt m80s",
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' had to say: "Goodbye, cruel world."',
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" isn't gonna be around anymore...",
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"'s body had been knocked out.",
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", YOU DIED, YOU DIED, YOU DIED, YOU DIED, YOU DIED!!",
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" will become featured as a fossil in a natural history museum.",
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" did not survive.",
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" is going to have their funeral.",
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" wasn't prepared for double trouble.",
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" never was worthy.",
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" got too trippy, so they died.",
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" had a bad time.",
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" will be remembered...",
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" let themselves down...",
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" became deceased."
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" went to pieces!",
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" goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot dunke on!"
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}
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function get_message(mtype)
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