Update init.lua

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Jared Newsom (AKA Jared M.F.) 2016-07-07 22:45:57 -04:00 committed by GitHub
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@ -32,12 +32,15 @@ local messages = {}
messages.lava = {
" melted into a ball of fire.",
" thought lava was cool.",
" melted into a ball of fire.",
" couldn't resist that warm glow of lava.",
" dug straight down.",
" didn't know lava was hot."
" dived into a pool of lava and hit their head."
"'s goose was cooked."
" didn't know lava was hot.",
" dived into a pool of lava and hit their head.",
"'s goose was cooked.",
" is now being fed to the Devil!",
" didn't bring a potion of fire resistance...",
"! Only $3.99 at Kentucky Fried Miners!",
", lava was not meant to be swam in."
}
-- Drowning death messages
@ -47,13 +50,16 @@ messages.water = {
" failed at swimming lessons.",
" tried to impersonate an anchor.",
" forgot he wasn't a fish.",
" blew one too many bubbles."
" is sleeping with the fishes."
" regrets skipping the swimming lessons."
" tried to swim in cement shoes."
" took \"our ancestors were fish\" the wrong way."
" forgot to wear a life jacket."
" went to Davy Jones's locker."
" blew one too many bubbles.",
" is sleeping with the fishes.",
" regrets skipping the swimming lessons.",
" tried to swim in cement shoes.",
" took \"our ancestors were fish\" the wrong way.",
" forgot to wear a life jacket.",
" went to Davy Jones's locker.",
" is now soggy.",
" didn't bring a potion of underwater breathing...",
" was never a sea creature."
}
-- Burning death messages
@ -62,15 +68,18 @@ messages.fire = {
" got a little too warm.",
" got too close to the camp fire.",
" just got roasted, hotdog style.",
" gout burned up. More light that way."
" spontaneously combusted."
"'s goose was cooked."
" found out they were highly flammable."
" may need some ice for that burn."
" tried to make love to a campfire."
" walked on hot coals."
" was fired."
"'s fire eating performance took a turn for the worse."
" gout burned up. More light that way.",
" spontaneously combusted.",
"'s goose was cooked.",
" found out they were highly flammable.",
" may need some ice for that burn.",
" tried to make love to a campfire.",
" walked on hot coals.",
" was fired.",
"'s fire eating performance took a turn for the worse.",
" is now being fed to the Devil!",
" didn't bring a potion of fire resistance...",
"! Only $3.99 at Kentucky Fried Miners!"
}
-- Other death messages
@ -79,17 +88,34 @@ messages.other = {
" did something fatal.",
" gave up on life.",
" is somewhat dead now.",
" passed out -permanently."
" got to test the theory of the eternal soul."
" wanted to see if reincarnation was true."
" is now a candidate for the Darwin Awards."
" removed themselves from the gene pool."
" bit the dust."
" came to a sticky end."
" is now dead as a dodo."
" kicked the bucket."
" was too good for this world."
" cashed in their chips."
" passed out -permanently.",
" got to test the theory of the eternal soul.",
" wanted to see if reincarnation was true.",
" is now a candidate for the Darwin Awards.",
" removed themselves from the gene pool.",
" bit the dust.",
" came to a sticky end.",
" is now dead as a dodo.",
" kicked the bucket.",
" was too good for this world.",
" cashed in their chips.",
" got rekt m80s",
' had to say: "Goodbye, cruel world."',
" isn't gonna be around anymore...",
"'s body had been knocked out.",
", YOU DIED, YOU DIED, YOU DIED, YOU DIED, YOU DIED!!",
" will become featured as a fossil in a natural history museum.",
" did not survive.",
" is going to have their funeral.",
" wasn't prepared for double trouble.",
" never was worthy.",
" got too trippy, so they died.",
" had a bad time.",
" will be remembered...",
" let themselves down...",
" became deceased."
" went to pieces!",
" goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot dunke on!"
}
function get_message(mtype)