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Jared Newsom (AKA Jared M.F.) 2016-07-07 22:45:57 -04:00 committed by GitHub
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@ -32,12 +32,15 @@ local messages = {}
messages.lava = { messages.lava = {
" melted into a ball of fire.", " melted into a ball of fire.",
" thought lava was cool.", " thought lava was cool.",
" melted into a ball of fire.",
" couldn't resist that warm glow of lava.", " couldn't resist that warm glow of lava.",
" dug straight down.", " dug straight down.",
" didn't know lava was hot." " didn't know lava was hot.",
" dived into a pool of lava and hit their head." " dived into a pool of lava and hit their head.",
"'s goose was cooked." "'s goose was cooked.",
" is now being fed to the Devil!",
" didn't bring a potion of fire resistance...",
"! Only $3.99 at Kentucky Fried Miners!",
", lava was not meant to be swam in."
} }
-- Drowning death messages -- Drowning death messages
@ -47,13 +50,16 @@ messages.water = {
" failed at swimming lessons.", " failed at swimming lessons.",
" tried to impersonate an anchor.", " tried to impersonate an anchor.",
" forgot he wasn't a fish.", " forgot he wasn't a fish.",
" blew one too many bubbles." " blew one too many bubbles.",
" is sleeping with the fishes." " is sleeping with the fishes.",
" regrets skipping the swimming lessons." " regrets skipping the swimming lessons.",
" tried to swim in cement shoes." " tried to swim in cement shoes.",
" took \"our ancestors were fish\" the wrong way." " took \"our ancestors were fish\" the wrong way.",
" forgot to wear a life jacket." " forgot to wear a life jacket.",
" went to Davy Jones's locker." " went to Davy Jones's locker.",
" is now soggy.",
" didn't bring a potion of underwater breathing...",
" was never a sea creature."
} }
-- Burning death messages -- Burning death messages
@ -62,15 +68,18 @@ messages.fire = {
" got a little too warm.", " got a little too warm.",
" got too close to the camp fire.", " got too close to the camp fire.",
" just got roasted, hotdog style.", " just got roasted, hotdog style.",
" gout burned up. More light that way." " gout burned up. More light that way.",
" spontaneously combusted." " spontaneously combusted.",
"'s goose was cooked." "'s goose was cooked.",
" found out they were highly flammable." " found out they were highly flammable.",
" may need some ice for that burn." " may need some ice for that burn.",
" tried to make love to a campfire." " tried to make love to a campfire.",
" walked on hot coals." " walked on hot coals.",
" was fired." " was fired.",
"'s fire eating performance took a turn for the worse." "'s fire eating performance took a turn for the worse.",
" is now being fed to the Devil!",
" didn't bring a potion of fire resistance...",
"! Only $3.99 at Kentucky Fried Miners!"
} }
-- Other death messages -- Other death messages
@ -79,17 +88,34 @@ messages.other = {
" did something fatal.", " did something fatal.",
" gave up on life.", " gave up on life.",
" is somewhat dead now.", " is somewhat dead now.",
" passed out -permanently." " passed out -permanently.",
" got to test the theory of the eternal soul." " got to test the theory of the eternal soul.",
" wanted to see if reincarnation was true." " wanted to see if reincarnation was true.",
" is now a candidate for the Darwin Awards." " is now a candidate for the Darwin Awards.",
" removed themselves from the gene pool." " removed themselves from the gene pool.",
" bit the dust." " bit the dust.",
" came to a sticky end." " came to a sticky end.",
" is now dead as a dodo." " is now dead as a dodo.",
" kicked the bucket." " kicked the bucket.",
" was too good for this world." " was too good for this world.",
" cashed in their chips." " cashed in their chips.",
" got rekt m80s",
' had to say: "Goodbye, cruel world."',
" isn't gonna be around anymore...",
"'s body had been knocked out.",
", YOU DIED, YOU DIED, YOU DIED, YOU DIED, YOU DIED!!",
" will become featured as a fossil in a natural history museum.",
" did not survive.",
" is going to have their funeral.",
" wasn't prepared for double trouble.",
" never was worthy.",
" got too trippy, so they died.",
" had a bad time.",
" will be remembered...",
" let themselves down...",
" became deceased."
" went to pieces!",
" goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot dunke on!"
} }
function get_message(mtype) function get_message(mtype)