death_messages/locale/template.txt

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# textdomain: death_messages
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## lava
@1 thought lava was cool.=
@1 felt an urgent need to touch lava.=
@1 fell in lava.=
@1 died in lava.=
@1 didn't know lava was very hot.=
@1 destroyed Sauron's ring.=
@1 melted into a ball of fire.=
@1 couldn't resist that warm glow of lava.=
@1 dug straight down.=
## Drowning
@1 lacked oxygen.=
@1 ran out of air.=
@1 tried to impersonate an anchor.=
@1 forgot (s)he was not a fish.=
@1 forgot (s)he needed to breath underwater.=
@1 isn't good at swimming.=
@1 looked for the secret of the Unicorn.=
@1 forgot his/her scaphander.=
@1 failed at swimming lessons.=
@1 blew one too many bubbles.=
## Fire
@1 was a bit too hot.=
@1 was too close to the fire.=
@1 just got roasted.=
@1 got burnt.=
@1 thought (s)he was the human torch.=
@1 started a fire.=
@1 burned to a crisp.=
@1 got a little too warm.=
@1 got too close to the camp fire.=
@1 just got roasted, hotdog style.=
@1 was set aflame. More light that way.=
## Acid
@1 now has parts of him/her missing.=
@1 discovered that acid is fun.=
@1 put his/her head where it melted.=
@1 discovered that his/her body in acid, it's like sugar in water.=l'acide, c'est comme du sucre dans de l'eau.
@1 thought (s)he was swimming in apple juice.=
@1 gave his/her body to make an infusion.=
@1 drowned into the wrong liquid.=
@1 tried to test his/her body's solubility in acid.=
## Sand
@1 learned that sand is less fluid than water.=
@1 joined the mummies.=
@1 got buried.=
@1 choosen to become a fossil.=
## Other
@1 did something fatal to himself/herself.=
@1 died.=
@1 left this world.=
@1 reached miner's heaven.=
@1 lost his/her life.=
@1 saw the light.=
@1 fell from a bit too high.=
@1 slipped on a banana skin.=
@1 wanted to test his/her super powers.=
@1 gave up on life.=
@1 is somewhat dead now.=
@1 passed out permanently.=
@1 died under very mysterious conditions.=
@1 died in very mysterious circumstances.=
@1 passed away.=
## Whacking Death
@1 got whacked by @2.=
@1's grave was dug by @2.=
@1 got recycled by @2.=
@1 surely annoyed @2.=
@1 can't have any more offspring because of @2.=
@1 got beaten up by @2.=
@1 had his suffering cut short by @2.=
@1 died in excruciating pain because of @2's fault.=
@1 spent his last moments in the company of @2.=
@1's lineage was extinguished by @2.=
@1 wasn't as strong as @2.=
## Monster Whacking
@1 got whacked by a @2.=
Darwin said: @1 was less adapted than a @2.=
@1 was transformed into a doormat by a @2.=
@1 thought (s)he was stronger than a @2.=
@1 got kicked up by a @2. Next up...=
@1 felt well that he/she could not do anything against a @2.=
@1 versus @2? It's going bad!=
@1 got a memorable spanking from @2.=
@1 thought to be able to tame a @2? History shows he was wrong.=
@1 didn't have the right reflex in front of a @2.=
But what did @1 imagine versus a @2? Rest her soul.=
@1 got shipped off to the afterlife in a hurry by a @2.=
@1's attempt to reason with a @2 didn't exactly pay off.=
@1 was severely shattered by a dirty @2.=